13 Tweets On Clarkson That Sum Up The Internet’s Reaction
Clarkson’s tenure at the BBC is no more, the corporation has announced.
With the Beeb now stating that they won’t be picking up the star’s contract for another year, it’s arguably the end of Top Gear as we know it.
Rather than spend yet another day pondering what the future of the show might hold, though, we’ve decided to cheer ourselves up with the various Clarkson tweets that have been circulating the ‘net.
Here are some of the best (and worst) we could lay our hands on.
Here’s one I insulted earlier…
Clarkson, funny if the BBC have done a 'no more page 3' trick like the scum did and they're letting him present Blue Peter.— IanIan O.B.E, M.B.E (@brandanista) March 25, 2015
Hope @David_Cameron donates all the food his daughter won't eat whilst on her Clarkson hunger strike, to all the food banks he's created.— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) March 25, 2015
Chris Evans is suddenly looking pretty good…
Petition for all of Jeremy Clarkson's presenter roles to be taken over by Stacy Solomon @tomoos— JMz (@jahamezz) March 25, 2015
There are parallels, let’s be honest.
It's sweet all these fans saying they'll never watch Top Gear again now that Clarkson's gone. It's like Take That when Robbie left. Bless.— Oscar Pye-Jeary (@oscarpyejeary) March 25, 2015
Thank God for that.
This news that Dion Dublin is joining 'Homes Under The Hammer' is going to take a lot of heat out of the Clarkson announcement.— Richard Osman (@richardosman) March 25, 2015
Don't worry clarkson you'll be still top gear host on dave for the next 5 years— Greg Ward (@McGregor93) March 25, 2015
We would – not least because he’s been dead for 4 years.
Clarkson Sacked - "So this is what our Licence Fee pays for?!" Clarkson Stays - "So what does our Licence Fee pay for?!" British Public.— Charlie Maines (@CharlieMaines) March 25, 2015
We hear he’s en route to Dundee as we speak.
I've just seen Jeremy Clarkson buying loads of Toblerone. #Partridge— Paul Mitchell (@mrmitchell78) March 24, 2015
*Lord Reith spins in grave*
They’ll need to shoehorn Ross Kemp out of there first.
They should film one last episode of Top Gear with Jeremy Clarkson tied up in the boot of the reasonably priced car. #TopGear— Kae Kurd (@KaeKurd) March 25, 2015
Autocorrect never lies.
And purely because we love Stewart Lee…
Stop worrying about Clarkson, and watch Stewart Lee instead - https://t.co/ScqXdRoiHs— Matt Waldram (@mattwaldram) March 25, 2015
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