- Made In: St Helens
- Drives: Vauxhall Astra 1.4 'Active'
- Likes: Cars that go
- Dislikes: Cars that don't
John Bowman likes cars. Actually that's a complete lie. He knows they exist, sees them about every now and again and sometimes mistakes them for buses. John once owned a mauve Honda Civic that he loved like an old pair of slippers and has been mourning its passing for some time now. Against the boss's wishes, he's since jumped into a 1.4-litre Astra, AKA 'The Silver Bullet'.