- Made In: West Sussex
- Drives: Ford Fiesta EcoBoost
- Likes: Classic British Sports Cars
- Dislikes: Electric Cars
Hailing from the rolling green hills of West Sussex, Tristan is often perturbed by life at SuperUnleaded Towers. He is often mocked by his colleagues for his love of cashmere jumpers, shooting and roast pheasant (the last two of which go particularly well together). When not writing for SU, Tristan can be found hooning his go-kart around his garden, playing video games and taking out clay pigeons with his Browning D3 12-bore.