Car Maker Swallows Marketing Babble Book, Inserts Junk In Website
Oh my. Oh my, oh my. It’s not very often we read something from a car manufacturer that makes us involuntary wet our pants with laughter wee, but this made our chairs squishy.
Bless the little Google-translating white-sock-with-sandals-wearing people over at Mitsuoka Motors, but they appear to have taken some high class hallucinogenic mind wobbling drugs when they wrote their website.
Either that or they fell out of the marketing waffle tree and smashed their tiny brains on every branch on the way down.
Not that we care. Because we can make our face contorted just by reading things like this about their new Himiko model.
Bright winds? At least it’s good at running through them. Which is handy.
Perish the thought it would be bad at it.
The Mitsuoka Himiko is based on the Mazda Mx-5 but has been made to look really, really, really bad. Like eye punching bad.
At least the website cheered us up with its gems…
What does that even mean? Seriously WHAT?
And then there was this.
“Even jewels feel jealousy”
Those jealous jewels. So ruddy bloody jealous.
And make sure you remember this…
Fortunately Mitsuoka are in no danger of sinning. Whatsoever.
Oh and devote yourself…
Which we can only assume means having a curry the night before.
But the good news is the car will do as it’s told.
Good to know it doesn’t have a mind of its own… like the translating function on the Mitsuoka website.
If you’re keen for a laugh head over to the manufacturer’s global webpage. It really is quite something.
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