UK plod get Vauxhall Astras to drive around in. And we feel for them, we really, honestly do.

So if you know a police officer, do us a favour and don’t, whatever you do, show them this video.

It’s a Hollywood-style, big budget presentation of Dubai police’s fleet of supercars.

They’ve got a McLaren..

They’ve also got a Ferrari.

And a Nissan GT-R. Naturally.

And a Mercedes SLS….

Oh and did we mention the Bugatti Veyron? We didn’t? Oh well they’ve got one of those too. And a Bentley. Obvs.

And TWO Audi R8s. Well, it would be rude not to wouldn’t it? This is Dubai after all.

But best of all they’ve got FLASHING LIGHTS!

There is a serious message in there too. Well, sort of. At the end it goes all slushy. Kids get in. Tourists take pictures. Policeman smile.

“We’re like you,” they probably say. “Filthy stinking rich.”

Take a look at the video and then ask, why haven’t you seen one of these of a Vauxhall Asta panda car. WHY?!

Hat tip to our friends @7daysDRIVEN