Miliband To Annihilate Speed Cameras Like Bacon Sarnies At A Photo Op

Miliband To Annihilate Speed Cameras Like Bacon Sarnies At A Photo Op

Worried about the new breed of ‘stealthy’ speed cameras? You should be.

So far they’ve caught out 1,500 motorists on a stretch of the M25 in Kent, which might not sound like a lot, but they’ve only been active for three months.

However, Labour has revealed today they believe all speed cameras should be visible to motorists. So they’ll be painting them all yellow – provided they win the next election.

We hope this is a job Ed will be taking upon himself personally. Once he’s had a bite to eat, anyway.

The chaps in red have also said that they don’t want local councils using speed cameras to raise money. So no more cheeky snappers hidden just out of sight (we hope).

He’ll have to seduce the country into voting Labour first, of course. But if anyone can, it’s Ed…

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