Nine Reasons Why Brum Was Weirdest Kids’ TV Ever

Nine Reasons Why Brum Was Weirdest Kids’ TV Ever

Remember Brum? You know, that weird little yellow car that terrorised kids’ TV.

We do. And now we’ve remembered him, we can’t help thinking he was very strange indeed.

It’s the moment those piercing headlight eyes are plunged into full beam that still haunt our nightmares.

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Despite his freaky little eyes, Brum was kind of cool. In a miniature yellow, baby-scaring, man dancing, crime catching sort of way…

#1 He could do handbrake turns!

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#2 He could do stunts and trap the bad guys, James Bond style…

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#3 He made suspicious looking men feel the rhythm…

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#4 He cheered up the homeless…

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#5 He could operate heavy machinery…

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#6 He threw a pretty good party… with more suspicious looking men

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#7 He could dance at strange outdoor raves…

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#8 And he could freak kids out by playing tennis. TENNIS!

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#9 And sometimes he just had a little too much to drink…

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But despite all that, we still loved you Brum, you weird little freak of a car…

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