We bought two beers on expenses in Monaco. They cost us 33 Euros. And it was Heineken.

If you want one fact that demonstrates the sheer gross expense of everything in the principality it is that.

After we’d finished our Most Expensive Beer In History snapper Fleetwood and I decided to do something cheaper. Walk around and spot posh people in expensive cars. Thankfully they were plentiful.

This Hamann Lamborghini had pride of place outside the Casino

Look someone actually bought a Cygnet!

As we walked the F1 course there were plenty of playboys enjoying it too

While back at the Casino the gents had arrived

We couldn’t remember the last time we saw a Z8. In Monaco we saw four

This man tried desperately not to run anyone over

Even at night the playboys were enjoying the famous corners of F1’s most famous track

While some simply dumped their (frankly quite hideous) expensive cars on the pavements

Some parked a little more considerately

While others spent hours circling trying to work out which car park would cope with their car’s low nose

The clever ones simply handed the keys to a valet and let them park their car for them…

This guy you might recognise… he’d made the trip down from Blighty

While some of the stars of the Top Marques show were out and about attracting attention before it opened

These were as common as Ford Fiestas in the principality

As were these…

We like whoever bought this. He/she has class

This guy less so

This sounded amazing. Fleetwood was so excited he forgot how to focus

What’s that? Another Porsche. Bored now

We have no idea what went through the mind of this owner…

Oh look, someone has drawn on a Ferrari. How quaint.

And we’ll leave you with another picture of this guy. We can only assume he’s still circling and trying to park it…

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