Vandal Scratches Porsche, Petrolheads The World Over Weep
Ever seen a video that simultaneously fills you with both rage and confusion?
Well, if you haven’t, we’ve found one.
This teen has decided (we have no idea why) to vandalise a Porsche by scraping a rock around it, gouging deep marks in the paintwork.
He then proceeds to douse it in the drink that probably caused him to think that this was a clever thing to do.
The idiot, looking like an iced gem biscuit in a sweater, is the picture of calmness as he goes about his business, which makes it all the more infuriating.
Not content with scratching the car once, he then proceeds to cause more damage to the rather sad looking Porsche. Yes, we want to feed him to our dog too.
Watch the video in full below – and be prepared to shout a bit at your computer/iPad/mobile:
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